Recipe for the classic turista pose:

1. Look for a backdrop associated with the place you’re visiting. It’s Magellan Cross in Cebu and the Golden Gate in San Francisco. But keep in mind, fountains, wherever they may be are the most suitable of all backgrounds. Doesn’t matter how big it is, as long as it’s spewing water.,

2. Arms should be akimbo. As if to deride the person who’s going to look at the picture - “HA! I’m here and you’re not!”

3. Twist the bag portion of the belt behind you for a less dorky appearance. (unless you can carry it off like Jimmy can).

Saw the attractions, rode the rides, bought the merchandise, done with disney and the jellyfish, when do I see the nekkid women blowing off darts from their nether regions to pop off balloons hoisted on the ceiling? (doh! wrong country). :~